seriously, santau.
there's this makcik, she asked my family weather we want to join surau bacaan tah'lil and donate. so, we agreed.. but that is so not why i posted this.
well, the real real santau story is.. i invited her, the makcik to masuk rumah because she was waiting outside, waiting for my ibu to entertain her.
there's this makcik, she asked my family weather we want to join surau bacaan tah'lil and donate. so, we agreed.. but that is so not why i posted this.
well, the real real santau story is.. i invited her, the makcik to masuk rumah because she was waiting outside, waiting for my ibu to entertain her.
me : makcik, masuklah rumah dulu.. ibu tgh cari cermin mata dia jap. (polite gitew..)
makcik : takpela. makcik dok luar je..
me : panas tu makcik. masuklah (seriously hot outside!)
makcik : taknakla.. makcik takut...(stop 2 saat)... kamu santau kan aku..
me : eerrkk.. santau??
makcik : yela.. aku ni banyak anak lelaki, kang korang nak anak lelaki aku, korang santaukan aku... ( buat muka takleh bla..)
WHAT THE FUCKKK..???!!!!!!
(sentap uolls...)
(sentap uolls...)
me (dalam hati) : makcik, fuckerlah makcik ni... makcik ingat saya ni gemok, pakai braces tak de sape nak ke?? plus, anak makcik tu hot sangat ke????? fuckerlaa makcik ni!!!!
gitewla kesahnye.. i seriously dont understand why the makcik is saying those pening words! muka aku nampak sangat mcm bomoh ilmu hitam ke? erk~ aku seriously rasa makcik tu takleh blah..!!!~
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